Green-thumbed Flirt T-Shirts

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

The Music Seed

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Gardeners

In the houseplant cemetery.

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Dog in a Flower Pot.

Protecting the green

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

"Do you have anything less - green?"

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

'It' really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling.'

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

'My plants are dead Have you been listening to Rush Limbaugh while I was shopping'

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."

"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."

"There she is. The girl I'm going to marry."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'We can't wait to get into a bed with you lot!'

A Word from Margaret Atwood: 'As I mentioned yesterday, my new book is printed on wheat straw!'

Man wears part of a plant as a tie.

"I'm trying to acquire a taste for weeds. It's the only thing that seems to grow in our garden. If I can't beat them, I might as well join them."