Green-thumbed Dreamer T-Shirts

"There she is. The girl I'm going to marry."

Prize vegetables.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"First time pruning?"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Music Seed

The Garden

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

It can be taken up at any age....

"Mulch madness"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Save our Planet.

Grass huggers.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.