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"There she is. The girl I'm going to marry."

Prize vegetables.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"First time pruning?"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

The Music Seed

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

It can be taken up at any age....

"Mulch madness"

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Save our Planet.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

Gardener

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'