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"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The Garden

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Mulch madness"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Gardener

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

Getting Rid of the Cure

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'