Green-thumb Romantic Pillows

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Mulch madness"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Getting Rid of the Cure

Gardener

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Tree collapse...