Green Thumb Storyteller Pillows

Man on holiday sending his plants a postcard

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Mulch madness"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Gardener

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'