Green-thumbed Warrior T-Shirts

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Protecting the green

Prize vegetables.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

The Garden

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Mulch madness"

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'