King Of The Lanes Mugs

Accident whilst bowling.

"Surprise!"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

King goes golfing.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

King of the Swingers.

Woman tells slob husband: 'Yes, you've got the Gold for watching the most Olympics coverage, now please get a shower.'

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

'Lasagne, lasagne, my kingdom for lasagne.'

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

The King and his PC.

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

'They want bike lanes,'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

'I'm John Glynn. My dad is your dad's boss. Give me that swing.'

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

Life in the Fast Lane.

"I couldn't retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself."

'Honey, do you have a spare?'

'How's the new sports car.'

The Flag of Success.

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