Bike Lane Enthusiast Mugs

'They want bike lanes,'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Fast Lane.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Touring Cyclist

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Cat and Dog Bike

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Beware of the Lawn

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Baby in Bike Basket

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Altar Ego

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"You had me at hell."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Uneasy Rider

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'