Bike Lane Advocates Mugs

Touring Cyclist

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

The Toilet Bike.

Sustainable transport

Cycle Lane

"We are reviewing the shocking footage."

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

Tandem

Church Zone - Thou Shalt Not Speed.

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

"What were his last words?"

'They want bike lanes,'

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

COWS: Cow stablizers

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

Defense Weapon

An evil snake coiled around a warning road sign for childrens crossing.

Desert Island Cycle Path

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

Texting Snowman

Road Buddies