Bike Lane Advocates Gifts

White middle class riot.

Touring Cyclist

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

It's much easier on my knees.

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

The Toilet Bike.

Sustainable transport

"We are reviewing the shocking footage."

Cycle Lane

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

Church Zone - Thou Shalt Not Speed.

Tandem

"What were his last words?"

"I said... Your turn signal has been on ever since we pulled out of the driveway!"

'They want bike lanes,'

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

COWS: Cow stablizers

Desert Island Cycle Path

"I ordered a chrome name plaque to make my bike special."

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

Road Buddies

An evil snake coiled around a warning road sign for childrens crossing.

Defense Weapon

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

I told you not to text and fly. Welcome to Roswell.