Bike Lane Designer Gifts

Cycle Lane

Touring Cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Oh course!'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Freeways in the Supermarket

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

Who Designed This Course?

'They want bike lanes,'

White middle class riot.

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

Golfer chased by tiger yells, 'Tiger! Woods! Tiger! Woods!'

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

When it's time to go: 'Gentleman, we're talking 'one serious design fault' here.'

Kangaroo sits on Australian state border scratching it's head at the train tracks that are different sizes.

"Here comes Jimmy on his new pedal-scraper. I wish I had a lowrider bike."

"Otherwise it's just same ol', same ol'."

Royalty playing golf

'Man, I'm exhausted!'

"A lowrider bike should reflect the owner's personality."

Bike Love

Where Will the Bike Lanes Go?

When did they put in a bike lane? Ding ding.

Octopus Golf Hazard

'Your golf course design company is doing wonders...'

"Hey! You're in the bike lane!"