Motorcycle Designer Gifts

When it's time to go: 'Gentleman, we're talking 'one serious design fault' here.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Otto the SmartyCar!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

"Especially modified you say..."

Biker Lawn Mower

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Altar Ego

'Nice smile.'

Artists At The Auto Show

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'