Vehicle Designer Gifts

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'Nice smile.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Artists At The Auto Show

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Formula One car models

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Useless car accessories.

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

Ramp Car.

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.