Vehicle Designer Gifts

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'Nice smile.'

Artists At The Auto Show

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Formula One car models

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Useless car accessories.

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

Ramp Car.