Automotive Designers Gifts

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"The only technology this car is missing is a pothole detection system."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Crap from the future.

Otto the SmartyCar!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"Especially modified you say..."

Idle parts

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'Nice smile.'

Artists At The Auto Show

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Air freshener - pollution.

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

All you'd expect in a British car!

Pisa and sons.

Formula One car models

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'