Automotive Designers Gifts

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"The only technology this car is missing is a pothole detection system."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Crap from the future.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Idle parts

"Especially modified you say..."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

Artists At The Auto Show

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'Nice smile.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Air freshener - pollution.

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'