Automotive Designer Gifts

The Crash-test Dummy Family on Holidays

"Good start, Maxwell. Now concentrate a bit more on aesthetics."

Speed Bumps.

'Do you have any hybrids that weren't designed by men?

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"And next year's model actually feeds the meter for you..."

"All the airbags are positioned to protect your smartphone in any conceivable collision."

'We're starting with the cupholder and build around that.'

'It's very forward thinking. No one likes to sit in the back seat anymore.'

"It's got a heated windscreen."

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

""So that's four for red with black upholstery and trim and one for buttercup yellow with turquoise upholstery..."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Modern Technology: Robot Dog Chases A Driverless Car

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Crash test dummy hitchhiking with destination sign that reads ' Brick wall'.

"You're going on a very short journey."

Charles Stewart Rolls and Sir Henry Royce.

Magic Carpet and the Self Driving Lane

TESLA Car Accidents

Self-driving cars are the future?

'A car accident? Heavens, no! It's just a mild case of technology backlash!'

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Fins are back!

Crash-test dummies (baby dummies used in crash-testing)

"It was just a question of time!"

'This model here is designed to handle flash flooding.'

Spotty Car/Spotty Petrol.

'It's so nice outside today. Why don't we skip the drive and take a nice walk into a wall?'

Otto the SmartyCar!

TV's to be allowed in self-driving cars.

The Aerocharibang

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.