Automotive Design Gifts

How airbags should work.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

A Lady's Carriage

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'Nice smile.'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

Artists At The Auto Show

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Formula One car models

Useless car accessories.

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

Self-driving cars are the future?

Ramp Car.