Automotive Design Gifts

How airbags should work.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Uh, you know spoilers are for aerodynamics, right?

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

A Lady's Carriage

"Good question. On the surface, it's a dainty, attractive car! But undernearth, it's nothing but guy...a touch of friskiness mixed with subtle power!"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Nice smile.'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Artists At The Auto Show

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

All you'd expect in a British car!

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Formula One car models

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'