Automobile Designer Gifts

'Detroit will try anything to become profitable again.'

Henry Ford Colouring Book - all of the crayons are black

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

The jeep exuded the aura of a hot consultant, and kept his ears out of his face.

Artists At The Auto Show

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

It's a great invention, but I can't figure out where to put the little hula dancer.

'With ever-rising gas prices, let's hear a few words from the man who gave us the guzzler/8, our chief design engineer!'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

Ramp Car.

Useless car accessories.

Driver Bonnet Ornament.

"I don't think driverless cars are safe."

"Especially modified you say..."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Crap from the future.

Otto the SmartyCar!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Idle parts

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

A souped up car...

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'Nice smile.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."