Automobile Designer T-Shirts

'Detroit will try anything to become profitable again.'

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

The jeep exuded the aura of a hot consultant, and kept his ears out of his face.

Artists At The Auto Show

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

'With ever-rising gas prices, let's hear a few words from the man who gave us the guzzler/8, our chief design engineer!'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

Ramp Car.

Useless car accessories.

"I don't think driverless cars are safe."

"Especially modified you say..."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Crap from the future.

Otto the SmartyCar!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Idle parts

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

A souped up car...

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Nice smile.'

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"