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"I'm just not sure the general public is ready for this, Foster."

New Italian Car Design?

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Whistler's Muffler

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Especially modified you say..."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

A souped up car...

'Nice smile.'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Artists At The Auto Show

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

All you'd expect in a British car!

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Formula One car models

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

Ramp Car.

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

Useless car accessories.