Custom Car Designer T-Shirts

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Perfect."

A souped up car...

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Artists At The Auto Show

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'Nice smile.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Formula One car models