Car Customizer T-Shirts

'Wait a minute, Henry. How do we know he won't just go out and blow it all on a tricked-out SUV?'

Harry Harry - Inner Peace Buddhist Retreat Centre

"Is it day or night, officer?"

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

Never buy a stereo bigger than your car!

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"You bought an airbrush?"

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

Sailor and car

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Perfect."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

A souped up car...

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"You still working on your car?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

My child was Soup of the Day.

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

Spray painter.

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

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