Car Customization Buff T-Shirts

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"Perfect."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

A souped up car...

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The driverless car

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

A production line adds condiments to cars

Traffic Jam.

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'The doctors just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance.'

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

Death helps with a broken down Hearse