Vehicle Customization T-Shirts

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Perfect."

A souped up car...

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"You still working on your car?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Nice custom job, Bill!

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Sailor and car

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

Spray painter.

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"