Automobile Design Gifts

All you'd expect in a British car!

Fins are back!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Especially modified you say..."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'Nice smile.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

Artists At The Auto Show

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Formula One car models

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

Useless car accessories.

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '