Vehicle Design Gifts

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Useless add-ons.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Otto the SmartyCar!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Especially modified you say..."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

Artists At The Auto Show

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Auto-Pilot.

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'Nice smile.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Speed Bumps.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'