Vehicle Design Gifts

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Useless add-ons.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Otto the SmartyCar!

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Especially modified you say..."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'Nice smile.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Auto-Pilot.

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

Artists At The Auto Show

Speed Bumps.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."