Vehicle Aesthetics Gifts

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"Especially modified you say..."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Artists At The Auto Show

'Nice smile.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

All you'd expect in a British car!

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Formula One car models

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Useless car accessories.

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

Ramp Car.

'Ok, you invented the wheel, but what have you done for me lately?'

Eco-car - "We've put the exhaust on the inside!"

Bad Idea: Alcohol-Fueled, Self-Driving Cars

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?

My child was Soup of the Day.