Vehicle Aesthetics Gifts

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"Especially modified you say..."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Artists At The Auto Show

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Nice smile.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Formula One car models

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

Useless car accessories.

Ramp Car.

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'Ok, you invented the wheel, but what have you done for me lately?'

Eco-car - "We've put the exhaust on the inside!"

Bad Idea: Alcohol-Fueled, Self-Driving Cars

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?