Auto Aesthetic Critic Gifts

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"First the open floor plan, now this."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

All you'd expect in a British car!

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

Pillaging For Mom

'WHO is the architect here?'

"Your problem seems to stem from an appalling lack of design sense."

Ew, I look terrible! Take one more!

Sports futility vehicles

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

The development of cars.

"What's a polite but firm way of letting them know I don't like modern architecture?"

"Engineers have actually found a way to fuel this car with the dignity you lose as you're driving it."

Hmm...not sure about the granny annex...

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

"I shouldn't have spent so much on the fake rock. It makes the house look cheap."

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

Car Auction

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

'This model comes in these four colours.2

The classic car has fins and the modern race car has a wing. Just like nature - Fish came before birds.

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

"They'e redesigned our cubicles."