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"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"First the open floor plan, now this."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

All you'd expect in a British car!

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

'WHO is the architect here?'

"Your problem seems to stem from an appalling lack of design sense."

Sports futility vehicles

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

"What's a polite but firm way of letting them know I don't like modern architecture?"

Hmm...not sure about the granny annex...

The development of cars.

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

"I shouldn't have spent so much on the fake rock. It makes the house look cheap."

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

'This model comes in these four colours.2

Car Auction

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

"They'e redesigned our cubicles."