Car Critics T-Shirts

Dress up their automotive enthusiasm with our playful car critic t-shirts. Fun, witty, and perfect for casual outings or car shows, these tees let them wear their passion with pride.

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"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil." mockup

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

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"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car." mockup

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

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'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.' mockup

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

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"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!" mockup

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

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'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.' mockup

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

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"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.' mockup

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

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"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ." mockup

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

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"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs." mockup

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

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"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!" mockup

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

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Sports futility vehicles

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'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.' mockup

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

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'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.' mockup

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

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"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

"I like everything about the car except it's expression." mockup

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

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The development of cars.

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"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile." mockup

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

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Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.' mockup

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

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Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'. mockup

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

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'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.' mockup

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

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"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible" mockup

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

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Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool. mockup

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

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'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .' mockup

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

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Speed Bump

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Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe. mockup

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

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'This model was proudly built in the USA by Mexican workers on Chinese wages.'

'This model was proudly built in the USA by Mexican workers on Chinese wages.' mockup

'This model was proudly built in the USA by Mexican workers on Chinese wages.'

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'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'

'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!' mockup

'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'

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Learner Drivers

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Econo Air-bag

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'It must have good gas mileage because it hasn't even been started in two decades.'

'It must have good gas mileage because it hasn't even been started in two decades.' mockup

'It must have good gas mileage because it hasn't even been started in two decades.'

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'These gas prices are outrageous! Almost as expensive as bottled water!'

'These gas prices are outrageous! Almost as expensive as bottled water!' mockup

'These gas prices are outrageous! Almost as expensive as bottled water!'

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"I've lost the ability to make eye contact"

"I've lost the ability to make eye contact" mockup

"I've lost the ability to make eye contact"

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'Why do you cats always have to leave tracks on my nice clean car?'

'Why do you cats always have to leave tracks on my nice clean car?' mockup

'Why do you cats always have to leave tracks on my nice clean car?'

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Three Minor Examples of Excess in Modern Life

Three Minor Examples of Excess in Modern Life mockup

Three Minor Examples of Excess in Modern Life

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"Hey, relax! All I said was, 'You're a sexy car, but you could stand to dress a little sexier!"

"Hey, relax! All I said was, 'You're a sexy car, but you could stand to dress a little sexier!" mockup

"Hey, relax! All I said was, 'You're a sexy car, but you could stand to dress a little sexier!"

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Car Critics T-Shirts Collection

Car Critics Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to car critics—perfect for anyone who loves cars and enjoys a good critique over their morning coffee.

Car Critics Pillows

Add personality to their space with our car-themed pillows. Perfect for lounges, garages, or bedrooms, these pillows bring automotive fun into their home.

Car Critics Prints

Find the perfect automotive-inspired prints that will appeal to your car critic. Stylish and detailed, they’re ideal for decorating any automotive enthusiast’s space.