Motorbike Customization Gifts

Bike Love

'Since you installed the new loud pipes ... the airport was forced to move to a quieter location.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Perfect."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Decals and stickers for your bike.

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Sailor and car

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

"You bought an airbrush?"

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"Kinda wimpy. But...with tinted windows...and 18-inch luxury chrome wheels...and a spoiler! Totally guy!"

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

'Fins are back.'

When it's time to go: 'Gentleman, we're talking 'one serious design fault' here.'

"Here comes Jimmy on his new pedal-scraper. I wish I had a lowrider bike."

"Are the racing strips really necessary?"

"Ah...the open road."