Bike Modification Gifts

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

Drool Marks

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"Kinda wimpy. But...with tinted windows...and 18-inch luxury chrome wheels...and a spoiler! Totally guy!"

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

Man tinkers his bike.

'You don't seem to like your new sunroof.'

"Here comes Jimmy on his new pedal-scraper. I wish I had a lowrider bike."

Pimp my sleigh.

'Man, I'm exhausted!'

"A lowrider bike should reflect the owner's personality."