Bike Modification Gifts

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

Drool Marks

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

Pimp my sleigh.

'You don't seem to like your new sunroof.'

"Here comes Jimmy on his new pedal-scraper. I wish I had a lowrider bike."

Man tinkers his bike.

"A lowrider bike should reflect the owner's personality."

'Man, I'm exhausted!'

I need mobile home insurance that covers the convents like my racing transmission and stainless steel rims.