Custom Bike Enthusiast Gifts

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

You had me at vintage.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

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Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

A souped up car...

Altar Ego

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Santa Harley

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Stop Global Warming

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba