Custom Bike Lover Gifts

Bike Love

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bicycle sat nav.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Cat and Dog Bike

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Chris Froome

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Baby in Bike Basket

A souped up car...

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Altar Ego

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Green Bike

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Santa Harley

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Cyclist