Custom Car Aficionado Gifts

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

"What old school? This is my life."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.