"Hey! You're in the bike lane!"
Bike Lane Defender Gifts
Looking for a gift for your bike lane defender? Our collection of fun, creative products captures their passion for cycling and their determination to protect their space on the road. Whether they’re commuting to work or hitting the trails, these items adds a dash of humor and appreciation for their commitment to bike safety. Gift them a keepsake that combines their love for cycling with a playful twist that makes every ride more fun.
Touring Cyclist
'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'
'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'
"Don't invade his space."
A man shoots at a drone.
A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.
"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."
"This is the worst parade ever."
J.F. Bonner 1886 - 1974. Soldier, Statesman, Author, Philanthropist. Trivialized by the media 1986.
"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"
"If you put it on the net someone might steal your idea."
Cycle Lane
'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'
'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'
'They want bike lanes,'
White middle class riot.
Japanese Leylandii Rage.
"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"
"No,I won't tell you who I copied my math test from!"
Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.
"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard."
'Oh brother, not another one! When are you middle-aged guys going to wise up and stop shoveling your driveways>'
"We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray."
"That was my answering cervix."
Bike chain
'My new security system vaporizes anyone who gets too close to my bike. I'm going to miss Jim.'
'I don't have a lock! I hate to leave my bike unlocked overnight!'
"Try not to loft the ball so much."
Where Will the Bike Lanes Go?
"Well when you leave your bike you take the saddle and front wheel"
"Well darling, what makes you think I'll take no for an answer?"
@#^* kids! Get out of my lawn!
When did they put in a bike lane? Ding ding.
Bike Lane Defender Gifts Collection
Bike Lane Defender Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find more humorous and supportive gifts for your bike lane defender, perfect for mornings and coffee breaks.
Bike Lane Defender Pillows
Check out our pillows that celebrate biking passion—comfort and humor rolled into one perfect accessory.
Bike Lane Defender Prints
Browse our art prints that showcase the spirit of cycling and bike lane defense—great for decorating any cycling enthusiast’s space.
Bike Lane Defender T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts designed for bike lane advocates—fun, bold, and ready to wear on every ride or casual outing.