Bike Lane Jokester Gifts

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Previously on..."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Clown Bike Rack

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

"He's come out of retirement!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

'They want bike lanes,'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

Why politicians shouldn't be allowed to have children.

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."

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