Bike Lane Jokester Prints

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Previously on..."

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

"He's come out of retirement!"

Babe hits for the cycle.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

'They want bike lanes,'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Why politicians shouldn't be allowed to have children.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

I have to admit, my knowledge of agriculture is somewhat limited... But before exploring your alternatives, I'd like to suggest less restrictive underpants... That, and maybe try to bike less.

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."