Bike Humorist Prints

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'

Clown Bike Rack

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Previously on..."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

La Tour 2007.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

Babe hits for the cycle.

Wheelies Gang.

"He's come out of retirement!"

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Metaphysical Bike Parts.