Bike Lane Enthusiast Gifts

'They want bike lanes,'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Cat and Dog Bike

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Baby in Bike Basket

Beware of the Lawn

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Superman Going On Vacation.

Altar Ego

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"You had me at hell."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Uneasy Rider

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.