Lane Protector Gifts

"Try not to loft the ball so much."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Touring Cyclist

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Grass huggers.

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

Marine Pollution

"Nope. No fish."

Save the Humans.

"If you see an oil spill, we can pull over."

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

"Help us!!"

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

I remember when all this was water...

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

Whale fluke throws plastic waste back onshore.

A misery of mole hills

No toxic waste in my backyard!

"We couldn't hire the cybersecurity candidate you sent us, he was saying too many scary things about our computers."

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'Beach Hire' 'Contamination suits'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

'I'm getting worried about the dumping of nuclear waste in the ocean!'

'People for the Ethical Treatment of Fish'

"We found it! The Great Pacific Vinyl Patch!"

Tred carefully mill.