Parking Protector Gifts

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

Jurassic Parking Lot

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

Tred carefully mill.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Cross Platform.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Parking validation

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Parking

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'I invented the parking ticket.'

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."