Parking Spot Protector Gifts

"We can't go by car...I'll lose my parking space."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

Tred carefully mill.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'It worked!'

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Gummy Bears

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

Traffic avenger

'I'm moving your desk up here on the roof. That way you can keep an eye on my Cadillac in the parking lot.'

"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."

Privatisation of the parks

'He choked on a piece of popcorn...you're in big trouble, mister!'

'Can I interest you in fake Rolexes, pirated DVDs or validated parking receipts?'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is out of the office right now, looking for a parking space.'

'What about all this rubbish you've left lying around?' '

Dogs: Please pick up after your people.

"...and don't forget to feed the meter in half an hour."

Vandalism in public parks.

(Do not step on or in any other way offend the grass)

'Sorry it took so long to get change for the meter, dear, but they had some great buys in there!'