Pothole Protector Gifts

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Leading Economic Indicator.

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Tred carefully mill.

Tour de Pothole.

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

Spring Damage.

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

'Is there anything more infectious than the laughter of children?... Besides us, I mean.'

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

"It wouldn't have come to this if you just emptied your pockets on laundry day."

'It worked!'

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Gummy Bears

Bumps in the road.

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

'I'll put these signs around our pond... Clever hey?'

Children and the pandemic

Modern Childhood

'My mom says you can come in sans nanchaku.'