Pothole Evader Gifts

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Trading Places.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Leading Economic Indicator.

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Spring Damage.

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

Too posh to wash...

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

'Nature makes me nervous!'

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.