Pothole Hurdler Gifts

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Runner going through hurdles.

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Trading Places.

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Spring Damage.

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

Amazon Obstacle Course: Online Shopping Gamifies Your Building Entrance.

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

Runners jump over turnstiles

Potholing Club has pothole as entrance.

Moving a piano.

Road Construction

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'