Pothole Pundit Gifts

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

Road Repairs.

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Eldrow

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Trading Places.

Leading Economic Indicator.

'Not a problem. Our industry is self-regulated. In fact, I'm scheduled to jump off the roof right after this meeting.'

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Gas Supply To Europe

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'