Pothole Pundit Pillows

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

Road Repairs.

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Trading Places.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Not a problem. Our industry is self-regulated. In fact, I'm scheduled to jump off the roof right after this meeting.'

Leading Economic Indicator.

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

"Judging by all the parts that fell off our car, I must've have hit more potholes than I thought."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

"I like running on the street. Jumping over all the potholes gives me a great workout."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

Gas Supply To Europe

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

'Remind me to get on to the council about all the potholes in the road.'

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

'What's with the patch lady?' 'I'm trying to quit sewing.'

"We have to re-think this. The old pipeline is sending oil from Alaska to Oklahoma, and the new one is sending it from Oklahoma to Alaska."