Humorist Of Potholes Pillows

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

The Sensitive Dude.

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Fork in the trail.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

Is this your father, little guy? No, lady, my father is a libel attorney, and you'll be hearing from him.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

"How'd you know I was from New York?"