Humorist Of Potholes Gifts

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

LOOK BHIND U!

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

The Sensitive Dude.

Fork in the trail.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"It's customary to climb all the way up."

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'