Pothole Philosopher Gifts

Road Construction

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

You can't get what up

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Mozart on a lilo

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"You're overthinking this."

Artist Misses the Point

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"Dad, can we go for a ride in the car? All the potholes makes it seem like I'm on a fun carnival ride."

'Is it labor day already?'

Tour de Pothole.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"Where's the lifeguard?"